Neighbors (Davekat)

Neighbors (Davekat)

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sp00kyJish By sp00kyJish Updated Jan 02

Dave Strider.

Jock of the century. 
Leader of leaders.
God of gods.
King of kings.
Most ironically loved guy in High School, every and any girl and/or guy loves the ironic bastard.

Except for one, tiny hot-headed loud mouth who everyone finds cute but denies it.

'I hate everyone and everything'
Just your average asshole, in a very interesting way, actually. No one yet everyone knows he exists.
Don't ask how.

So, what happens when a teacher ironically decides to partner these two up for a project?

Either hell will be raised or closet doors will he unlocked and/or opened, if you know what I mean.

kittleson14 kittleson14 May 31
Also try being the tallest person in your grade (5th) and being the 4th tallest person in school.
I saw a store down the street That sells Those would you like to buy one?
And I thought I resembled karkat before.... boy was I wrong we must be twins or something
Wait who's in the car ?isn't it just Eridan and Sollux Gamzee liked Tavros wait in this fanfic does he like Eridan I'm so confused welp!!
Woo give it up for karkat everybody 
                              * one person claps slowly* yea!!!
VicToppsKellbell VicToppsKellbell 21 hours ago
Literaly. On another note: I think ive been around Gamzee waaayyy to much. My friend went to grab me and i said "LET ME THE MOTHERFUCK GO MOTHERFUCKER" It only ended in me questioning my life