Dave Strider. Jock of the century. Leader of leaders. God of gods. King of kings. Most ironically loved guy in High School, every and any girl and/or guy loves the ironic bastard. Except for one, tiny hot-headed loud mouth who everyone finds cute but denies it. Karkat 'I hate everyone and everything' Vantas. Just your average asshole, in a very interesting way, actually. No one yet everyone knows he exists. Don't ask how. So, what happens when a teacher ironically decides to partner these two up for a project? Either hell will be raised or closet doors will he unlocked and/or opened, if you know what I mean.