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i ship us -danisnotonfire x reader

i ship us -danisnotonfire x reader

97.3K Reads 3.9K Votes 22 Part Story
Charlotte By BlackoutBellamy Updated Aug 28, 2016

Your a phangirl, Dan and Phil are your life. One day while sitting in a café in London your life gets just a bit more interesting...

I hate her already! IS IT BECAUSE OF MY EYEBROWS? BÏTCH I KNOW YOU JELOUS BUT COME ON
Danisadanosaur Danisadanosaur 5 days ago
BITCH WADDAYA DOING TOUCHING MY PHONE PUT IT DOWN ON THE TABLE!! DAN GIVE ME THE WIPES!!
Ypu can mess with me, you can mess with my hair ot cloths but you mess with my phone you better watch your back i'll kill you in your sleep
I'm sorry
                              Did she just
                              TOUCH
                              my PHONE???
                              
                              Yeah, ok I'm calling a citizens arrest rn.
                              'SORRY MA'AM BUT TOUCHING SOMEONE ELSE'S PHONE IS ILLEGAL, AND DROPPING IT INTO A GLASS OF WATER IS UNACCEPTABLE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST'
RemarkableRameen RemarkableRameen Dec 04, 2016
That phone costs MONEY probably a concept that is unheard of for ur broke áss
this salty shįtty titties buttface bitch is about to get her ãss whooped with my whip