i ship us -danisnotonfire x reader

i ship us -danisnotonfire x reader

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Charlotte By BlackoutBellamy Updated Aug 28, 2016

Your a phangirl, Dan and Phil are your life. One day while sitting in a café in London your life gets just a bit more interesting...

I hate her already! IS IT BECAUSE OF MY EYEBROWS? BÏTCH I KNOW YOU JELOUS BUT COME ON
What the fućk just happened? What did I ever do to you, Bítch? You're the one who approached me.
PhilsGoosey PhilsGoosey Jun 24
BITCH WADDAYA DOING TOUCHING MY PHONE PUT IT DOWN ON THE TABLE!! DAN GIVE ME THE WIPES!!
Ypu can mess with me, you can mess with my hair ot cloths but you mess with my phone you better watch your back i'll kill you in your sleep
Akenonexo Akenonexo Jul 03
If that happened irl I'd be like. "Biatch. This is about to be Heathers in real life and your Veronica in dead girl walking." Does anyone get those references?
I'm sorry
                              Did she just
                              TOUCH
                              my PHONE???
                              
                              Yeah, ok I'm calling a citizens arrest rn.
                              'SORRY MA'AM BUT TOUCHING SOMEONE ELSE'S PHONE IS ILLEGAL, AND DROPPING IT INTO A GLASS OF WATER IS UNACCEPTABLE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST'