Awesome Comebacks and Insults!

Awesome Comebacks and Insults!

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farah By farahzjm Completed

For those annoying ass motherfuckers that need to learn how to shut their mouth. 
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Enjoy! :)
~ FarahTariqx


WARNING// Please do not read if you're easily offended. Some of the content is really mean but that's kind of the point.

me: *reads whats written on the screen and then does a terrible air horn imitation*
I have one
                              Person: *says something rude*
                              Me: every time I see you I'm reminded of the tragedy
                              Person: what tragedy?
                              Me: When your dad forgot his condom
Somebody call 911 because this bïtch has got a fourth degree BURRRRNNNN
Aaliyahasif Aaliyahasif May 22
I use this one all the time - already in my dictionary before I started reading this book lol --. Your right , it is a number one comeback
SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!! CAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURRNED!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*airhorn*