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Keep Me Sane (Shizaya Fanfic)

Keep Me Sane (Shizaya Fanfic)

36.3K Reads 1.9K Votes 14 Part Story
Shizume Rikka By ShizumeRikka Completed

"Izaya, t-there's something wrong with that child..."
It's true, he wasn't normal from the start.
Orihara Izaya is a problem child at a very young age. Therefore he was put into an asylum. Izaya doesn't particularly care if he's put in one or not, ass long as he's able to keep sane. And only Heiwajima Shizuo can help him.
The only problem is why is Izaya in an asylum?
Because he kills, he kills for fun.
Why does he kill?
Because he loves humans . . .

(DISCLAIMER: I don't own Durarara and the photos I used for the cover)

he forgot to mention his undying love for izaya~kun, but whatever XD
'Mr K.' lowkey sounds like he'd be a 'cool' middle school teacher who's trying to hard for approval.
How normal people introduce themselves
                              
                              *names past jobs and qualifications*
                              
                              Shizuoka introduction:
                              *tells life story*
foxylike123 foxylike123 Nov 25, 2016
Why a butterfly? Wait don't tell me you ran out of spiders!?
AstronautBanana5 AstronautBanana5 Dec 15, 2016
Cow sh*t, horse sh*t, cat sh*t, bird sh*t, pig sh*t, dog sh*t, maybe elephant sh*t?
Dianapo098 Dianapo098 Feb 17
BOI HE SAID HE WAS CRAZY AND HOW DO YOU TURN OFF A PERSON'S BRAIN WITHOUT KILLING THEM. WITHOUT THE BRAIN NONE OF YOUR BODY PARTS WILL FUNCTION.