"Here you go, thank you for shopping at- holy shit, you're pretty."
u make me wanna die right when i when I WAKE UP IM AFRAID SOMEBODY
dude dating people with long fingers is a blessing one time i dated a guy whose hands were literally twice the size of mine and my last girlfriend had h u g e hands
Everyone's saying "literally me" and I'm more than a little bit gay lolololol
*reads this line and sees 136 comments on it* oh my this is gonna be a funny ass place
This escalated really quick...but like I just realized I would try the same thing lol