"Here you go, thank you for shopping at- holy shit, you're pretty."
dude dating people with long fingers is a blessing one time i dated a guy whose hands were literally twice the size of mine and my last girlfriend had h u g e hands
btw, why don't we just hook up in the bathroom. in the stinky aass public bathroom the v v stinky ass public bathroom.
*reads this line and sees 136 comments on it* oh my this is gonna be a funny ass place