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Bulletproof Heart {Dark Link x Reader}

Bulletproof Heart {Dark Link x Reader}

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Natsu Dragneel's Mate By Phantomhive_Butler Completed

When Dark Link accidentally pulls you into the world of The Legend of Zelda instead of your brother, he decides to put you to work as his one and only maid. Will you be able to deal with Dark's temper tantrums and near impossible tasks? Are you going to fall for the charming Prince of Darkness? 
  
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Merica' land of fake freedom and twinkies.
                              Fun fact: people had a huge riot because hostis was going to stop selling twinkies
Have you ever been watching tv and someone gets embarrassed and you have to walk into a different room before it happens so you don't DIE of second hand embarrassment??
In germany you actually get very well paid in the army, most jobs in the army are like 1.800€ per month(more if u get a higher rank)? My mom gets paid like 1.400€
                               weird
"Who are you talking to at 2:30 in the morning?!"
                              
                              "Uh.. Jake, from Statefarm."
                              
                              "Yeah right." *takes phone*
                              "What are you wearing" *finger quotes* "Jake from Statefarm?"
                              
                              "Uh.... Khakis."
                              
                              "She sounds hideous!"
                              
                              "Well she's a guy so."
                              
                              
                              XD Thats what came to mind.
BrittanyRoseHedge BrittanyRoseHedge 2 days ago
Me: disown you as a brother you horny bastard
                              Jake: jealousy 
                              Me: Oh hunny loads of buys come up to me I just slap em
Me: ....
                              
                              Jake: What?
                              
                              Me: YOU DISHONOR OUR COUNTRY! IS THAT WHY YA JOINED THE ARMY OR MILITARY OR WHATEV U IN?!
                              
                              Jake: No... Maybe..
                              
                              Me: *runs to bedroom*
                              
                              Jake: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
                              
                              Me:GONNA USE MY CREEPYPASTA WITCHCRAFT.