You and Kid have been dating for almost a year, but you hit a speed bump when Kid has to go through his first season. (there is more than just one lemon scene) Also there are two stories in this.
OK LETS SEE HERE EITHER WE ARE HAVING A POOL PARTY OR WE FINNA GET CAKEY
*inserts kenny face*
And no i did not mean lenny face
Donald trump "grab 'em by the pussy"
Me "no donald! Go away! You orange with blonde hair!!"
My brain: he's probably horny
Me: I always am
My Brain: well obviously if I'm this dirty
Me: 'it's' probably 8 inches
My brain: yep
Mom: hey I'm your mom
Really!?!? My friend just read this paragraph and freaked the fūck out saying, "I'm scared for life!!!!!!!!!" Lol!!!!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
Me: Kid since I'm your girlfriend we shouldn't keep secrets.
Kid: I'm not though
Me: ya you are, where's the blunt?
Kid: what blunt....?
Kid: fine here *passes 3lbs if marijuana*