The Boy in the Santa Hat

The Boy in the Santa Hat

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| Lyss | By LyssFrom1996 Completed

So what do you do when a deliciously handsome guy breaks into your apartment on Christmas Eve wearing a Santa hat? Some might call the police or maybe scream. 

Or you could do what Evangeline does, which include the following: 

1, point a water gun at him. 

2, agree about the ugliness of small, pink tree with kitten ornaments from your stepfather's ex-wife. 

3, go to a playground and bury said ugly tree. 

4, begin to like the tree burying, Santa hat wearing intruder. 

So, if you ever find yourself in Evangeline's spot, just call the police.

Roses are red
                              There thorns are prickly 
                              May I just say
                              That escalated quickly
I wonder why her parents got divorced. Her mom seems to be well before
ColeMendes ColeMendes Jun 14
Everyone in the comments is like "they just met" but I'm like, YESSS!!! LOVE AT FIRST SIGHTTTTTT. sorry... I'm a hopeless romantic😊
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I’m gonna pop some tags
                              Only got twenty dollars in my pocket 
                              I I I’m huntin
                              Looking for a come up
                              This is fúcking awesome
Diz-Grace Diz-Grace Sep 24
This entire paragraph is just one really long sentence. Maybe shorten it a little. I got halfway through and couldnt remember what I had just read.