The Boy in the Santa Hat

The Boy in the Santa Hat

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| Lyss | By LyssFrom1996 Completed

So what do you do when a deliciously handsome guy breaks into your apartment on Christmas Eve wearing a Santa hat? Some might call the police or maybe scream. 

Or you could do what Evangeline does, which include the following: 

1, point a water gun at him. 

2, agree about the ugliness of small, pink tree with kitten ornaments from your stepfather's ex-wife. 

3, go to a playground and bury said ugly tree. 

4, begin to like the tree burying, Santa hat wearing intruder. 

So, if you ever find yourself in Evangeline's spot, just call the police.

MariaValeQuint0 MariaValeQuint0 Jul 20, 2017
Roses are red
                              There thorns are prickly 
                              May I just say
                              That escalated quickly
CamilaCardoso_13 CamilaCardoso_13 Nov 23, 2017
I’m gonna pop some tags
                              Only got twenty dollars in my pocket 
                              I I I’m huntin
                              Looking for a come up
                              This is fúcking awesome
Diz-Grace Diz-Grace Sep 24, 2017
This entire paragraph is just one really long sentence. Maybe shorten it a little. I got halfway through and couldnt remember what I had just read.
-incendiary- -incendiary- Nov 04, 2017
It would be so cool if Thompson and Evangeline made a cameo in one of your other books.
shame i don't celebrate christmas 'cause i don't believe in christianity.
my realistic side and my hopeless romantic bitch are raging in my brain oh my gosh.