Hi there, I'm Oliver. Let me tell you a story, I don't know why I have to tell it but I know what it means. Actually, I don't know what it means.
Anyway, I was kidnapped. By who? I didn't know at first either, but then I found out, it's someone one I know. He's not your regular kidnapper. He's tall, muscular, rich, popular, and a bully. Yup, you guessed it right, my bully Jake. *Sigh* Yeah, I don't know why he bullies me. And sure as hell don't know why he'd kidnap me! I mean, I'm not the best looking guy, I'm "weird," and I'm NOT popular, nor a jock for that matter. I have FLIPPIN NODDLE AMRS!
Hold on, before I continue with this "story," let me tell you something. I'm NOT gay! If anything, I despise gays... Whoa whoa, that's a little far, I don't hate them, I'm just not gay. In fact, my bestfriend is gay, she's lesbian. Her name is Ellie.
My mom, she loves me, my dad, he also loves me... Ish. And that's about all you need to know before I tell you about my kidnapper. Jake.