I bought a house on March 9. I signed the multitude of paperwork, signed away my soul, and signed away my bank account. Did I mention I get married in August? Or that my wedding shower is in June? Or that the days are slipping by faster than I can count and I have no idea where the money for any of this is coming from? Don't even talk about two thirtieth birthdays, a sixtieth birthday, and a first birthday this year. Join me in my journey of home-ownership as a twenty-something-year-old on the verge of too many life events in the span of six months.