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Sarcasm At Its Best

Sarcasm At Its Best

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KMMY G By KMMY_G Updated Apr 26

My name is Averly--Averly Rivers. However, my best friend calls me Ave. Life was great, in my small town on the coast of Oregon. At least, it was, until my best friend named Matt moved down the west coast to live in Malibu, California.

I mean, really? Abandoning me to live near Hollywood among the rich and famous because he has money!? Well... I gotta admit... Now that I say it it doesn't sound too bad...  

So, two months into senior year, Matt convinces my mother to let me live with him until I graduate. Of course, when I arrive at my first day of school and find that I share  basically no classes with my best friend, I rely on my sarcasm to not only get me through the first day, but the rest of the school year. 

So follow me as I journey through the adventure that is my life, and show you Sarcasm At It's Best.

A wattpad novel by KMMY_G

Highest Rank: #7 Humor

My mom wouldn't have even let me finish the sentence before telling me no.
At least you can wear your own clothes! 99% of schools have uniforms where I'm from.
letayarose05 letayarose05 Nov 15, 2016
Other people breathe out carbon dioxide.
                               I breathe out sarcasm
wonder0617 wonder0617 Dec 19, 2016
Sarcasm is a foreign language to m. Luckily, I'm a fast learner!
KitKatTicTac104 KitKatTicTac104 Nov 04, 2016
Why did you hit me, Ave-San? (My real name is Alyssa, spelled the same way XD)
UsuallyInsane UsuallyInsane Nov 02, 2016
Everybody like sarcasm is my only language and I am like "Well… Spanish is my first language, then Portuguese, and then English. Oh, and sarcasm is a literary use… not a language lol"