Sarcasm At Its Best

Sarcasm At Its Best

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KMMY G By KMMY_G Updated Apr 26

My name is Averly--Averly Rivers. However, my best friend calls me Ave. Life was great, in my small town on the coast of Oregon. At least, it was, until my best friend named Matt moved down the west coast to live in Malibu, California.

I mean, really? Abandoning me to live near Hollywood among the rich and famous because he has money!? Well... I gotta admit... Now that I say it it doesn't sound too bad...  

So, two months into senior year, Matt convinces my mother to let me live with him until I graduate. Of course, when I arrive at my first day of school and find that I share  basically no classes with my best friend, I rely on my sarcasm to not only get me through the first day, but the rest of the school year. 

So follow me as I journey through the adventure that is my life, and show you Sarcasm At It's Best.

A wattpad novel by KMMY_G

Highest Rank: #7 Humor

She named her car! 😹 Me and  named his car tho so I can't say anything!
My mom wouldn't have even let me finish the sentence before telling me no.
I'm officially bestfriends with a fictional character...🙃
She named her car! 😹 Me and  named his car tho so I can't say anything!
bittersweetanxiety bittersweetanxiety Aug 04, 2016
YOU SHOULD LEAVE HIM
                              CAUSE IT REALLY MAKES ME SICK, JUST SAYING, JUST SAYING
                              
                              YOU DON'T NEED HIM
                              I'LL HELP YOU GET OVER IT
                              JUST SAYING, JUST SAYING
                              
                              C'mon, no one else in the 5sosfam thought of that?
ChiliPepperChaser ChiliPepperChaser Jul 12, 2016
I was talking with someone, and think willessa fits as a decent ship name for now. Tell me if someone knows a better one please!!!! We need a ship name!!!!!