Dead Ninja (Naruto) {COMPLETED!}

Dead Ninja (Naruto) {COMPLETED!}

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Is it odd to be a vampire in naruto? is it odd to be a ninja vampire? I don't think so, I am one.
My name is June and I am a blood-aholic. My craving has been getting worse, I really need to fix that, I don't want to eat a whole village- that'd just be very rude. :( but oh well :) I am a vampire, and I like it.-the taste of my A positive. -See, I just made fun of Katy Perry's I kissed a girl. Muahaha...

Translation of ms.Useless introduction:
                              *ahem* *high pitched banshee voice* "I Like Sasuke, my hobby is watching Sasuke shower and fantasizing about our nonexistent future and my goal is to kidnap sasuke and lock him in my basement and eventually have his babies"
AdrianaSchiffer AdrianaSchiffer Dec 13, 2016
Great use of the word 'bloody', but I don't think anyone realized that it was sort of punny...
Neko-Naomi Neko-Naomi Dec 03, 2015
Me: Oh great another Kakashi 
                              Kakashi: Hey what did you say! *does hand signs for chidori*
                              Me: N-n-n-nothing!!!!!
                              Kakashi: That's what I thought. *walks away while I faint*
Anime_4_life_12 Anime_4_life_12 Nov 29, 2015
You'd think he would say try all the types of ramen or something ramen related
                              -_-'
HarunaNomura HarunaNomura Mar 17, 2015
Can I say that I am laughing my head off at no mention of Sakura, kinda happy. Sorry to Sakura fans but I think I've read too much Sakura hate fanfics I've become to dislike her
TheWolfGoddess TheWolfGoddess Jul 25, 2014
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                              I haven't ever tried ramen....