The Elite Club Of People Who've Seen Gerard Way Naked.

The Elite Club Of People Who've Seen Gerard Way Naked.

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kier By raughy Completed

Frank is a hopelessly short, hopelessly desperate, and just generally hopeless highschooler, whose only friend is the amazingly tall kid with the 'fro: Ray Toro. School is mundane, school is just, well, school: Lindsey Ballato is a goddess, Pete Wentz is a MySpace whore, and Brendon Urie totally deserved getting kicked in the balls last summer, but then Mikey fucking Way turns up and before Frank knows it he's over at the Way household and swooning over an unfairly hot older brother who has totally just made out with an overly casual Lindsey Ballato.

And that's not even to mention Gerard's past and sort of ex-boyfriend Bert McCracken who he kind of did, kind of didn't leave in the old town he and Mikey just moved from, but what is for sure is that Gerard Way can't help but stare at Mikey's sort of best friend, Frank, just a little too much.

But Gerard is older and sort of world's away from Frank's league: he's like Lindsey Ballato - unobtainable and godly, and most definitely a member of the elite sex club that Frank reckons Lindsey's involved in.

And this elite club of people who've seen Gerard Way naked? Let's say, Frank Iero wants in... to Gerard's pants. However Mikey thinks that it's less of a club and more of a support group.

emotrash102 emotrash102 Jan 15
WHY IS IT ALWAYS BERT?! CANT IT BE SOMEONE ELSE?! I DONT WANT BERT IN THIS!
emotrash102 emotrash102 Jan 15
*silently prays to Emo trinity that Gerard isn't straight in this fic*
emotrash102 emotrash102 Jan 15
FÛCK YOU! YOU JUST HAD TO MAKE ME CRY! IM SO FÛCKING DONE WITH THIS BULLSHÎT! THE FÛCKING ÂSSHOLES WHO THINK OF THIS SHÎT ARE FÛCKED UP ON SO MANY MOTHERFÛCKING LEVELS!
                              
                              
                              I'm done with my rant now *turns into chibi Tanaka from black butler* ho ho ho
emotrash102 emotrash102 Jan 15
Ummmm...............good to know
                              
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                              I'm scared by this as much as Gerard is scared of teenagers
emotrash102 emotrash102 Jan 15
*LOTR and Hobbit fangirl comes out* well, I haven't seen you in a while
emotrash102 emotrash102 Jan 15
I want this with my friends so badly
                              
                              
                              But they're picked of shît that don't read books and look at memes all day