The Elite Club Of People Who've Seen Gerard Way Naked.

The Elite Club Of People Who've Seen Gerard Way Naked.

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+ By babyspiders Completed

Frank is a hopelessly short, hopelessly desperate, and just generally hopeless highschooler, whose only friend is the amazingly tall kid with the 'fro: Ray Toro. School is mundane, school is just, well, school: Lindsey Ballato is a goddess, Pete Wentz is a MySpace whore, and Brendon Urie totally deserved getting kicked in the balls last summer, but then Mikey fucking Way turns up and before Frank knows it he's over at the Way household and swooning over an unfairly hot older brother who has totally just made out with an overly casual Lindsey Ballato.

And that's not even to mention Gerard's past and sort of ex-boyfriend Bert McCracken who he kind of did, kind of didn't leave in the old town he and Mikey just moved from, but what is for sure is that Gerard Way can't help but stare at Mikey's sort of best friend, Frank, just a little too much.

But Gerard is older and sort of world's away from Frank's league: he's like Lindsey Ballato - unobtainable and godly, and most definitely a member of the elite sex club that Frank reckons Lindsey's involved in.

And this elite club of people who've seen Gerard Way naked? Let's say, Frank Iero wants in... to Gerard's pants. However Mikey thinks that it's less of a club and more of a support group.

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This has to be the gayest and yet most hilarious thing I have ever read.
Tbh I think most people would join the football team if it meant they could talk to Lindsey Ballato.
First chapter isn't even over yet and this is probably going to be the best fan fic I've ever read. Your writing style is actually kinda similar to mine, like we use kind of the same humor and style. But I think you've got it better than me cause I'm about to pee myself laughing!
I did this on the Casual day at my school (because we usually have uniform) lmao