The Elite Club Of People Who've Seen Gerard Way Naked.

The Elite Club Of People Who've Seen Gerard Way Naked.

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babyspiders By babyspiders Completed

Frank is a hopelessly short, hopelessly desperate, and just generally hopeless highschooler, whose only friend is the amazingly tall kid with the 'fro: Ray Toro. School is mundane, school is just, well, school: Lindsey Ballato is a goddess, Pete Wentz is a MySpace whore, and Brendon Urie totally deserved getting kicked in the balls last summer, but then Mikey fucking Way turns up and before Frank knows it he's over at the Way household and swooning over an unfairly hot older brother who has totally just made out with an overly casual Lindsey Ballato.

And that's not even to mention Gerard's past and sort of ex-boyfriend Bert McCracken who he kind of did, kind of didn't leave in the old town he and Mikey just moved from, but what is for sure is that Gerard Way can't help but stare at Mikey's sort of best friend, Frank, just a little too much.

But Gerard is older and sort of world's away from Frank's league: he's like Lindsey Ballato - unobtainable and godly, and most definitely a member of the elite sex club that Frank reckons Lindsey's involved in.

And this elite club of people who've seen Gerard Way naked? Let's say, Frank Iero wants in... to Gerard's pants. However Mikey thinks that it's less of a club and more of a support group.

jesuschreeeeeeest jesuschreeeeeeest 5 hours ago
I was gonna say franks only 5'6 but if this is high school era he's like 5'2
That moment when you thought you were bi, but the gay jokes got more and more frequent and the interest in dudes was thrown out the window and
                              Bye bye last little bit of what tied me to my old catholic school.
-blurryeyes -blurryeyes Aug 16
i didn't know either until last year when my friend called my other friend a masochist and she explained to me what it meant ahahaha
*takes off shirt* words tattooed "YOU THOT BISH" on his back
brokenbeans brokenbeans 6 days ago
It reminds me of that picture where everyone is wearing a jersey and everyone's fits them but franks jersey looks like a dress lmao