Funny Text Messages

Funny Text Messages

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• sugamochi • By Cyalite Completed

I can't explain the amount of stupidity is in this book... I like it :)

  • cool
  • drunk
  • funny
  • hilarious
  • humor
  • laugh
  • random
  • textmessages
  • weird
DAD HOW DARE YOU YOU KNOW WHAT IM NOT COMING HOME UNTIL I GET A NEW LAPTOP!!
That was hilarious and kinda sad that means the ex is either dead or seriously injured
Girlfriend: With my car...
                              Boyfriend: Wait, you don't have a car...
                              Girlfriend: ...Fine, your car...
                              Boyfriend: OMG MY RANGE ROVER??!!
                              Girlfriend: ...yes...
                              Boyfriend: NO. NOOO NO NO NO! Get away from me you-you-
Son: So that means....
                               You're gonna buy me a better one! :D
I've done it and my now Ex-BF was hang'n onto the hood for dear life....he started this mess so he's gotta go too LMBO!¡!¡
THIS IS MY DAD, WHATS MY DAD DOING ON WATTPAD, IS HE STALKING ME! O-o