Funny Text Messages

Funny Text Messages

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calico cat By Cyalite Completed

I can't explain the amount of stupidity is in this book... I like it :)

  • cool
  • drunk
  • funny
  • hilarious
  • humor
  • laugh
  • random
  • textmessages
  • weird
robinofyoungjustice robinofyoungjustice May 09, 2017
DAD HOW DARE YOU YOU KNOW WHAT IM NOT COMING HOME UNTIL I GET A NEW LAPTOP!!
AnimusDreamCatcher AnimusDreamCatcher Nov 21, 2017
Girlfriend: With my car...
                              Boyfriend: Wait, you don't have a car...
                              Girlfriend: ...Fine, your car...
                              Boyfriend: OMG MY RANGE ROVER??!!
                              Girlfriend: ...yes...
                              Boyfriend: NO. NOOO NO NO NO! Get away from me you-you-
Lynda_Kay1979 Lynda_Kay1979 Oct 19, 2017
I've done it and my now Ex-BF was hang'n onto the hood for dear life....he started this mess so he's gotta go too LMBO!¡!¡