Not All Blondes Are Dumb
Born as an evil maniacal pranks- Er, excuse me. Let me rephrase that, rewind please. Born a blonde and a natural at causing disasters, Jordan Leith was destined to cause chaos everywhere she went.
...Slight exaggeration but details, details.
Let's start with the day Jordan made the grave mistake of bringing a dog to school grounds, scaring away the substitute chemistry teacher and getting expelled in the process by her greasy-haired principal.
Cranky old dude, that guy was.
Shipped to Ohio by her dear mother to live with her aunt Reyna, Jordan starts her 'new' life. Still in high school, her new school has the top three things that all high schools have in common. One: miserable hormonal teenagers. Two: teachers who give homework. Three: judgmental little pieces of poop. It doesn't help that this school literally lives off of stereotypes.
Oh, but you know, it's not a big deal or anything. If you count having almost every student living up to their stereotype with only a few sane ones out, of course. Labeled as dumb because of her hair color, Jordan will do anything in her power to prove that not all blondes are stupid, helping others out of their shells at the same time.
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WARNING: THIS BOOK IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING EDITED AND REWRITTEN. I AM SORRY FOR FUTURE REFERENCE AND CONFUSION THAT WILL BE PROVOKED. THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE BUT YOU UNDERSTOOD, I HOPE.
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