Kingsman : The Secret Service

Kingsman : The Secret Service

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Savannah Hines By SavannahH1nes Updated Sep 18

THE RULES:

A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS ABOUT CONQUESTS, PRIVATE MATTERS, OR DEALINGS. HIS BUSINESS IS NOBODY ELSE'S.

A GENTLEMAN DOESN'T CLASH IN PUBLIC WITH ENEMIES OR EXES, OR WORSE, WITH OUT-OF-FASHION CONTRASTS, COLORS OR STYLES.

A GENTLEMAN IS ALWAYS HAPPY TO SERVE, WHETHER IT'S OPENING THE DOOR, PICKING UP THE BILL, OR MERELY CALLING A CAB THE NEXT MORNING. ASK HIM FOR HELP AND HE CANNOT REFUSE.

A GENTLEMAN NEVER REACTS TO RUDENESS. HE PRETENDS HE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE IT AND MOVES ON LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED, BECAUSE IT NEVER SHOULD HAVE.

A GENTLEMAN IS ALWAYS ON TARGET WITH WITTY REMARKS, INTERESTING FACTS, AND CONVERSATION STARTERS THAT BRING THE BEST OUT OF EVERYONE.

A GENTLEMAN ASKS NON-INVASIVE QUESTIONS TO KEEP A CONVERSATION GOING AND ATTENTION FOCUSED ON OTHERS. HE MAKES THEM FEEL LIKE THE MOST INTERESTING PERSON HE'S EVER MET, WHETHER THAT'S TRUE OR NOT.

  • colin
  • egerton
  • firth
  • kingsman
  • pg13
  • romance
  • spy
  • taron
  • thriller
sabbraye sabbraye Feb 29, 2016
Oh snap, oh sinzitty snap!
                              
                              
                              
                              If u get the reference ur awesome