(A badfic when Warfstache x Readers were rare.
Also made this before the interviews so thats why he has his pinstripe suit.
A work of mine from 2015, when I started my Wattpad adventure, rewriting in progress in 2016.)
Im so tired @neonaxe56 ive been staying up reading this one fan fiction its really good
GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FAST! wait, don't I mean SANIC?! LOL OMG I AM SO WEIRD.
oh that's right I murdered people....it was an accident I swweeaaarrrr!!!
me: *meats random guy*
Guy: My name is (name) and you are?
Me: (my name)
Guy: Okay thanks I'm gonna go find your house and kill you in your sleep! *runs off weirdly*
Me: What... Just... Happened?...
Me when cops catch me murdering someone and my friend Bella needs to bust me out
Ffffffffffffffff-UCCcCcCKkKkKkKkkK I love bEEeEeEeEfFfF TURRRrRrKKkKyYyYy