My daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.
I suggest you get the pads and forget to buy the Cheetos.
She can always eat tortillas.
Nyc and hilarious father daughter stories,I wish I could spend more time with papa :/
An absolute wacky delight on an accidental re-read. Glad I stumbled into this again. Some serious droll humour here on the underbelly of blonde daughter teenage-hood. I'd re-vote if allowed>
Im still reeling!! Seriously! Youve definitely
got a 'keeper' in that one! (And you may have to 'keep her' if she doesnt grow outta some of it!!)
I used to joke around with my dad that I had a long distance relationship with someone. And if he asked, "Who?" I'd smile and tell him it was our refrigerator.
Why do parents attack phones for every single thing? I hate that! >_<