Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

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TheAlvarezChronicles By TheAlvarezChronicles Updated Oct 23

My daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.

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DrakenWinterson DrakenWinterson 2 days ago
This is probably one of the best answer ever given in this universe!
Sociopathic-Llama Sociopathic-Llama 2 days ago
I wouldn’t recommend it, unless you’re prepared to fall on your ass.
Sociopathic-Llama Sociopathic-Llama 2 days ago
I get so confused over the terminology. Dominos refers to either the game or the pieces used in the game, and it’s just... what?
LillianHark LillianHark Oct 02
Lmao my friend has this roll of fat on her stomach and she calls it her food baby
LillianHark LillianHark Oct 02
I'm just laughing on the floor and smacking my forehead hard
HardeeBurger HardeeBurger Feb 08, 2016
I suggest you get the pads and forget to buy the Cheetos.
                              She can always eat tortillas.
                              
                              :-)