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Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

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TheAlvarezChronicles By TheAlvarezChronicles Updated Feb 08

My daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.

That's hilarious 
                              Sometimes I don't get my Dad's sarcasm eather. 
                              I slammed the door of our car really hard by accident 
                              Dad: Please slam it harder next time 
                              Me: but when I do you always tell me not to!
Oh my gosh that is disgusting,  your daughter is really open. I would never say anything like that.
Pietri0x Pietri0x Mar 31
Haaaaa!please tell me she knows you wrote this ?! Poor fathers ..often pulling their hair out over daughters .. :)))
                               (worth it all -though :)
                              vt
Oh my gosh, did she fight with a girl she didn't know for no reason?
It's like looking into a mirror..... 
                              
                              Or reading it... 
                              
                              
                              You get what I mean.
HardeeBurger HardeeBurger Feb 08, 2016
I suggest you get the pads and forget to buy the Cheetos.
                              She can always eat tortillas.
                              
                              :-)