Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

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TheAlvarezChronicles By TheAlvarezChronicles Updated Nov 03

My daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.

I suggest you get the pads and forget to buy the Cheetos.
                              She can always eat tortillas.
                              
                              :-)
TARUNI_7709 TARUNI_7709 Nov 02
Nyc and hilarious father daughter stories,I wish I could spend more time with papa :/
grapher grapher Nov 12
An absolute wacky  delight on an accidental re-read. Glad I stumbled into this again. Some serious droll humour here on the underbelly of blonde daughter teenage-hood. I'd re-vote if allowed>
rvjoswick1 rvjoswick1 Apr 18
Im still reeling!! Seriously!  Youve definitely 
                              got a 'keeper' in that one! (And you may have to 'keep her' if she doesnt grow outta some of it!!)
I used to joke around with my dad that I had a long distance relationship with someone. And if he asked, "Who?" I'd smile and tell him it was our refrigerator.
willivonka willivonka Aug 08
Why do parents attack phones for every single thing? I hate that! >_<