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Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

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TheAlvarezChronicles By TheAlvarezChronicles Updated Feb 08

My daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.

HardeeBurger HardeeBurger Feb 08, 2016
I suggest you get the pads and forget to buy the Cheetos.
                              She can always eat tortillas.
TARUNI_7709 TARUNI_7709 Nov 02, 2016
Nyc and hilarious father daughter stories,I wish I could spend more time with papa :/
Omg!! I am lmao! 😂😂😂😂
                              But seriously, my kids say even more stupid things at times!
rvjoswick1 rvjoswick1 Apr 18, 2016
Im still reeling!! Seriously!  Youve definitely 
                              got a 'keeper' in that one! (And you may have to 'keep her' if she doesnt grow outta some of it!!)
BluieBlue BluieBlue Feb 05
hahahahah in the sentences of the period i felt very identified
Lhian_Ackerman Lhian_Ackerman Jun 11, 2016
I used to joke around with my dad that I had a long distance relationship with someone. And if he asked, "Who?" I'd smile and tell him it was our refrigerator.