Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.

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TheAlvarezChronicles By TheAlvarezChronicles Updated a day ago

My daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.

HardeeBurger HardeeBurger Feb 08, 2016
I suggest you get the pads and forget to buy the Cheetos.
                              She can always eat tortillas.
                              
                              :-)
TARUNI_7709 TARUNI_7709 Nov 02, 2016
Nyc and hilarious father daughter stories,I wish I could spend more time with papa :/
rvjoswick1 rvjoswick1 Apr 18, 2016
Im still reeling!! Seriously!  Youve definitely 
                              got a 'keeper' in that one! (And you may have to 'keep her' if she doesnt grow outta some of it!!)
Lhian_Ackerman Lhian_Ackerman Jun 11, 2016
I used to joke around with my dad that I had a long distance relationship with someone. And if he asked, "Who?" I'd smile and tell him it was our refrigerator.
willivonka willivonka Aug 08, 2016
Why do parents attack phones for every single thing? I hate that! >_<
Robbinmaze Robbinmaze Aug 10, 2015
I would love to joke around like that with my dad but I'm too socially awkward