' do you need the money? '
' yes. '
' yes what? '
' yes, daddy. '
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Me. I watch to many lifetime movies about sugardaddies and sugarbabbies not to say this.
My friend wanted concert tickets and came up to me and was like: " Shaniah you wanna be my sugar daddy and give me 30 bucks" and I was like: "I'm broke as hell Jenny".
Me: Like what exams I didn't get the memo.
Friend: girl that be telling us for 2 weeks and I talked to you about them this morning.
Me: *shrugs* I have no idea what your talking about.
Friend: your hopeless.
Me: *smiles* I know
He knows it to all of Michaels hair is just gonna fall out and he knows it
Let's face it, Michael. You've probably got about five years left with hair.
Me: *looks under pillows and bed*
Friend: whatcha lookin for?
Me: his chill
Friend:girl that shits in Narnia, good luck