"sweetheart your skirts too short"
"good because so is your penis"
where ashton claims to dislike luke yet in the end he's always wearing his varsity jacket
She wears short skirts, I wear T shirts, she's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Wish my parents treated me this way. I wear a suit and tie, suddenly I'm gay and ugly
OMF I LOVE HIS STORY JUST BECAUSE IS FEM MIKE AND FEM AS I LOVE GIRLY MIKE OH MY ASS PPSPSPSPSSLSLWLWW,A
lol XD 2015 Ashton got a beard. no I do not find it hot (eyes emoji)