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Licking the Monkey: a One Direction fanfic parody

Licking the Monkey: a One Direction fanfic parody

3.2K Reads 142 Votes 7 Part Story
Frankie Saxx By frankiesaxx Updated Mar 26, 2013

In which Harry Styles saves the world from the zombie llama apocalypse. Also: werewolf vampire star fighters, power rangers, and a 14 yo girl


I generously grant this masterpiece to the public domain. Do with it what you will. 
No need to thank me. The look on your face is thanks enough.

  • harry-styles
  • kate-middleton
  • lick-the-monkey
  • llamas
  • monkey
  • one-direction
  • parody
  • patriotism
  • power-rangers
  • prince-william
  • starfighter
  • vampire
  • werewolf
  • whiskey
  • zombies
ZahiraJ ZahiraJ Mar 28, 2013
Lol, you know the situation is dire when then you have to turn to harry style of all people.
Prisim Prisim Dec 14, 2012
Oh noes! I'm scared. Hold me Beiber wolf, you're my only comfort.
Percikingdawn Percikingdawn Dec 14, 2012
Omg lyk harry is so hawt. this is such a supenseical thriller story!!!!
frankiesaxx frankiesaxx Mar 27, 2013
@ZahiraJ Thx. I am having a hilariously good time writing it.
ItsCalledMurder_Babe ItsCalledMurder_Babe Jan 11, 2013
                              I never imagined myself reading a 1D fan fiction, but it's just so tempting xD and the cover... I died a little when I saw it.
frankiesaxx frankiesaxx Dec 20, 2012
@Nephthys_B I am making a note now. "Bananas." It is v. important to me to make sure I cover all elements necessary to good 1D fanfic.