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    Confessions of a Full-Figured Gal
    Confessions of a Full-Figured Gal
    MarySchwester
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    MarySchwester
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    Complete, First published Dec 12, 2012
    A collection of short humorous pieces on subjects such as: the brassiere (Go Figure), songs containing the name Gloria (Gloria!), the relationship between Dr. Pepper and prune juice (Give Us This Day our Daily Fiber), and the ‘fifty shades’ phenomenon (Fifty Shades of Beige)
        
        Quotes:
        “Why do they call them minivans, anyway?  What would a maxivan look like?” – Deep Thoughts of Mary Schwester
        
        “Who needs a minimizer bra?  Try this test:  When you see a photo of yourself in a group of people, do you appear to be a large chest with a tiny little person following along behind?  If so, you may benefit from a minimizer.”  - Go Figure
        
        “I put on a pair of pants with a loud pattern and asked my sister, “Do these make my rear end look big?”  “No bigger than it actually is.”  Boy, there's nothing like a sister to give it to you straight. But that's the best thing about being 200 pounds - you don't look any bigger than you actually are. So you needn't lose sleep over it.” – Ton of Fun
        
        “It's not like we're not getting enough fiber at my house. We eat nuts in the form of Turkey Hill Tin Roof ice cream almost every night.  Potato chips have fiber, too, don't they?”  - Give Us This Day Our Daily Fiber
    (CC) Attrib. NonComm. NoDerivs
    • age
    • boomer
    • boomers
    • bra
    • brassiere
    • bread
    • cadillacs
    • christmas
    • cleaning
    • clooney
    • exercise
    • fiber
    • food
    • funny
    • gloria
    • hair
    • jersey
    • lipstick
    • makeup
    • memory
    • mercurochrome
    • minimizer
    • minivan
    • morrison
    • music
    • parenting
    • poem
    • santa
    • sisters
    • song
    • thanksgiving
    • thermostat
    • vaccination
    • visitor
    • weight
    ageboomerboomersbrabrassierebreadcadillacschristmascleaningclooneyexercisefiberfoodfunnygloriahairjerseylipstickmakeupmemorymercurochromeminimizerminivanmorrisonmusicparentingpoemsantasisterssongthanksgivingthermostatvaccinationvisitorweight
    Table of contents
    • Introduction
      Wed, Dec 12, 2012
    • Go Figure!
      Wed, Dec 12, 2012
    • Sometimes, Beauty is a Beast
      Wed, Dec 12, 2012
    • Making Up is Hard to Do
      Wed, Dec 12, 2012
    • Give Us This Day Our Daily Fiber
      Wed, Dec 12, 2012
    • Ton of Fun
      Wed, Dec 12, 2012
    • Deep Thoughts
      Wed, Dec 12, 2012
    • Oscar and Felix
      Wed, Dec 12, 2012
    • Gloria!
      Wed, Dec 12, 2012
    • Fifty Shades of Beige
      Wed, Dec 12, 2012
    • Kids These Days
      Wed, Dec 12, 2012
    • Wouldn't It Be Nice (poem)
      Wed, Dec 12, 2012
    • So Much to Be Thankful For
      Wed, Dec 12, 2012

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    A collection of short humorous pieces on subjects such as: the brassiere (Go Figure), songs containing the name Gloria (Gloria!), the relationship between Dr. Pepper and prune juice (Give Us This Day our Daily Fiber), and the ‘fifty shades’ phenomenon (Fifty Shades of Beige)
        
        Quotes:
        “Why do they call them minivans, anyway?  What would a maxivan look like?” – Deep Thoughts of Mary Schwester
        
        “Who needs a minimizer bra?  Try this test:  When you see a photo of yourself in a group of people, do you appear to be a large chest with a tiny little person following along behind?  If so, you may benefit from a minimizer.”  - Go Figure
        
        “I put on a pair of pants with a loud pattern and asked my sister, “Do these make my rear end look big?”  “No bigger than it actually is.”  Boy, there's nothing like a sister to give it to you straight. But that's the best thing about being 200 pounds - you don't look any bigger than you actually are. So you needn't lose sleep over it.” – Ton of Fun
        
        “It's not like we're not getting enough fiber at my house. We eat nuts in the form of Turkey Hill Tin Roof ice cream almost every night.  Potato chips have fiber, too, don't they?”  - Give Us This Day Our Daily Fiber

    13 parts

    • Kids These Days
      Wed, Dec 12, 2012
    • Wouldn't It Be Nice (poem)
      Wed, Dec 12, 2012
    • So Much to Be Thankful For
      Wed, Dec 12, 2012
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