"Doctor Lester will be out in a moment, I promise, he doesn't bite," the receptionist laughed.
cover by @carpesdiems
Why did this make me laugh like imagine phil being that kid who always carries a pocket bible lmAo
Okay I'm trying not to judge Phil but he sounds pretty horrible rn
wow okay but I get phil wants money or something but why would anyone think his parents are sane like "our son told us he's gay and he needs to see a doctor because he's sick" like what in the actual hell
okay but I started thinking of dollhouse by melanie ?? and it's stuck in my head ?? idk whatever
FÚCK DAN'S PARENTS!!!! THEY IS GAY AND THAT'S OKAY!!! hey! That rhymes! Ir could be a song! Dan is gay and that's OK, Dan is gay and that's OK, he will fúck Phil a have a faaaaamiiiiilyyyyyyy
I'M SORRY BUT LATER OR TOMORROW IN GONNA SPAM THIS BOOK WITH VOTES TO THE CHAPTER THAT I'VE READ UP TO BECAUSE I'VE VOTED TO MUCH TODAY