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Funny Harry Potter Jokes

Funny Harry Potter Jokes

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Enjoy. Some are real quotes, others are made up. :-)

McGonagall: Is it true you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
                              Harry: Yes-
                              McGonagall: You called her liar?
                              Harry: Well, yes-
                              McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
                              Harry: Wait, what?
                              McGonagall: She is evil. Have a biscuit.
ifrit_hasti ifrit_hasti May 27
👺look this thing has an extra-long nose 
                              
                              👽this thing doesn't have one! 
                              
                              😂😂
This is what I would say, although I'd probably get detention. My school is too strict.
theallymeister theallymeister Apr 25, 2016
OK WHO LET PERSASSY ENTER THE POTTERVERSE??? 
                              
                              (Sassy Harry is so asdfghjklxakowoed *-*)
amiliasolace amiliasolace Sep 17, 2016
I used this quote for class for my lit device sarcasm and my teacher laughed.
effrayes effrayes Apr 18, 2016
I read the first line of this book and I'm already offended #stoph8ingmeimeanlordvoldemorthahaha