Nobody's Sorry You're Dead
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A Clean Cozy Mystery - Mountain Air and Murder
Hadley Pell, a college-educated housewife and widow, is still reeling from the loss of her beloved husband five years ago. She lives in a small town in the Southern Appalachians where nothing much happens. Nothing much, that is, until murder comes to town. And it isn't until Hadley is given the job of cleaning out the victim's house, an incredible hoarder of the first degree, that Hadley begins to unravel the mystery.
When it's discovered that Eustian Singlepenny has been poisoned and a friend is arrested for his murder, Hadley dives head first into the muddy maze, searching for clues to the killer's true identity.
A humorous tale full of local color and wit, this is the first book in the Hadley Pell Cozy Mystery NOBODY mystery series written under the pen name of Jeri Green.
The Hadley Pell Cozy Mystery Series:
1. Nobody's Sorry You're Dead
2. Nobody Knows Your Secret
3. Nobody Can Say It's You
4. Nobody's Fool Y'all
5. Nobody Says It's Easy
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