The Untold Restricted Stories (Paladin Spoof/Extras)

The Untold Restricted Stories (Paladin Spoof/Extras)

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Sally Slater By SallySlater Updated May 09, 2015

WARNING: EXPLICIT MATERIAL (RATED R)

Hi guys! This is a total silly outlet for me to write Paladin "extras" - scenes that have absolutely no chance of ever making it into the actual story of Paladin, but make me - and hopefully you, too - giggle or swoon. This is not meant to be read as a companion guide, since anything I write here is not a reflection of the "real" story of Paladin. Please note the quality of this writing is likely to be, to quote Tristan, complete shite. And this is not intended for young readers, although I will try to give each "chapter" or scene an accurate rating so you can decide whether or not you want to give it a go.

Just touched another man's High Commander? this proves it men think with their D's
The amount of 'tent scenes' or 'do this from ___ pov' is great, I want them all!
KiraFarah KiraFarah Mar 26
I don't think he's gay because he said s Sam's was too feminine to be a guy but he probably imagine her as a girl which she already is that he's too stupid to recognise that
Nite_Lights Nite_Lights Apr 22
*chokes on tea* "I thought he first said it was a 'sword', you know the time when they went into the brothel and Tristan had said 'You've only weirded the sword at your hip'"
Jcgriff89 Jcgriff89 Jul 17
Wasn't the only thing that was gaping . Whoa! WHAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?
_MyThoughts_ _MyThoughts_ Dec 26, 2016
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