This is the story of Crumpet a transgendered teen trying to escape the influence of her famous father and make a new life under the mentorship of Varian. A man from her mother's past who promises to be the affectionate engaged father figure she never had. Urban Fantasy Attn: Due to a desire to reclaim it and the fact she has never been around any other trans people to know how offensive it is, the protagonist uses the word tranny fairly frequently.