(2p Canada x Reader) When you get into a relationship with sweet little Matthew, you realize there are some things about him that you didn't bargain for.
Suck ball! I knew fortune cookie this morning was full of bad lie!
I know this is a rhetorical question but on the outside no but on the inside it's shattered into a million pieces
I make oatmeal raisin cookies and tell people that there chocolate chip.
I was born corrupt ask my friends/family i was never innocent
What? c'mon tell me I dare you . (No seriously why what did I do?)
matthew: *goes home* ahhh... How did I fail all of my classes?! .... Never showed up to class?! Turned in blank sheets of paper?!?!