Your big brother Mike is sick and you have to take his shift at Freddy's Fazbear Pizza.
What will happen???
Some profanity will be used...
Alright maybe a lot
*gets really close to Mike's face* Who is this Doll person hmmmmm?
Me: Hello this is Satan....
Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAA *grabs shotgun*
Me: HOLY HELL I WAS KIDDING
Hahahahahahaha me have a boyfriend hahahahahahahahahahaha lol this book is funny
I'm a girl and I have a girlfriend that acts like jeremy and she never starts the fights or we never actually fight so I'm gonna pretend it's some other girl
Me: oh. Hey dad
Satan: did you kill like Slenderman asked?
Ya because every loving brother would put their sister in a job with animatronics that will kill you