Dumb Blonde Jokes

Dumb Blonde Jokes

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Cathy Hanna By kathisakat Updated Oct 27, 2015

Some of the best blonde jokes and insults! 
Please vote and comment if you laugh, I love reading all the comments :)
(I can't take credit for all of these jokes)

She is what you call LEGALLY BLIND *ba dum tss* no?...okay I'll leave.
EmmaLee90 EmmaLee90 Jul 08
Idk why I'm reading this book bcuz it's gonna make me bitchy but I promise I'll bitch to myself in my head.
*After the blonde's wish the other two girls return*
                              Lol, I'd be so angry, but I'd have to blame myself a bit for being friends with the blonde...
To anyone who gets offended:
                              First, why are you reading this? If you get offended, dont read it!
                              Second: Its not aimed for ALL blondes. Its making jokes about stereotypes.
                              Finally: Who made you in charge, Mr. Buzzkillington? If someone wants to make a joke, let them! Dont be an ass about it!
vestaly vestaly Jul 07
Okay if you're stupid enough to read this and comment how 'offended' you are stop being an irrelevant hoe and stop reading lmfao.
MegNAlex MegNAlex Sep 10
I'd probably ask to have teleportation throughout the universes so that not only would I not be lost but I could also visit my favourite shows/books/etc.