Superman Stole My Panties

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Zoey Johnson(: By Kissmyoops3 Completed
Senior year couldn't be better. Avery Nelson's finally dumped her brain-dead boyfriend, she's taking all easy classes, and she finally has a job working at the local McDonald's. Her life couldn't get any better. But when McDonald's gets robbed by a psycho with a gun to the back of her head, Avery can feel everything falling apart. A mysterious masked man dressed in all black appears out of no where, saving not only her life, but the rest of the restaurant's as well. And thus begins the meetings between Avery and the masked man. He hasn't claimed a name for himself, yet the media has been all over him. Unoffically known as The Man With The Green Slash, he has taken a liking to Avery. His arrogant attitude matched with the mystery of him leaves Avery curious for more. And soon she finds herself struggling to figure out who the Green Slash really is under the mask.
I was looking for a book and saw this and was like "what the fuçk am I doing looking for a different book I need this one"
Fries are the highlight of McDonald's. Without the fries it'd just be....
                                    
                                    Fry-less  (dramatic pause for no reason ok!)
a typical puerto rican would look kinda like fez from that 70s show but with better hair
But... But... I don't want to be grabbed by my none existent balls...
What ya mean he's like the hulk or something immortal like a vampire or werewolf
If a boy said that to me I would make him wish he never knew me