This is a little new for me, you know, since I watch YouTube and rarely ever write anything outside it, but here goes! ----- She's the Irish Iretta, the Queen Bitch, the pitchy Mariah Carey (as called by him). He's the Total Asshole, the Ass Vandal, the Dick Bitch (as called by her). They hate each other with a passion. He hurt her friend, she threatened to cut off his dick. He's gay, she's straight. But what happens when he is thrown into her life and she into his? Joey Tighe Thatcher, grew up in a almost broken home. Her mom is barely ever home. She sings to keep herself company. That's when she is welcomed back into the world of Glee. She's been with them since the start, but was taken away for a while, now she's back. Sebastian Smythe, the dickwad, grew up liking guys. He can't stand her when she first meets him, but he slowly gains feelings that he doesn't want. But slowly, he realizes, those feelings won't leave. Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, nor its characters. I own the plot and the main character. I do not own the songs that have been song in this book either. Just a disclaimer.