In Hiding [Danisnotonfire]

In Hiding [Danisnotonfire]

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Hanisnotonfire07 By Hanisnotonfire07 Updated Aug 04

Breaking News! Internet sensation Danisnotonfire- AKA Dan Howell- mocks famous terrorist group and is forced to go into hiding for his safety!
We all know Dan for being sarcastic all the time in his videos, but one day he takes it too far and for his own protection he has to hide away from London until it's safe to go back home. There is a meeting discussing Dan's fate and a father of a teenage daughter, who happens to be a fangirl of Dan, offers for Dan to stay at their house in the country side away from all the danger. 
How do Dan and the girl get along though?
*Trigger warning: Contains violence (mini battles), self-harm (only for one chapter), possible sexual references (haven't made my mind up if I'm adding in a smut chapter o-o probably not but just incase here's a trigger warning)*

LolBaiFren LolBaiFren Oct 19
I am scarlet but I'd go with my dad to go kick down his door
SaigeBride SaigeBride Jul 26
I read the blurb of the book and *sigh*. Of course Dan would accidentally upset a terrorist community with sarcasm. Oh well. Better hide Danny. 
                              And Phil
                              Because they might decide to torture Phil and oH GOD I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT DELETEDELETEDELETE
MintDaddy MintDaddy Aug 18
OH MY GOD YAYAY IT'S BACK AGAIN 
                              i remember reading this omg 
                              so pumped to re-read as i barely remember what happened
NO, THIS DOES NOT MAKE UP FOR PANCAKE DAY!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU BROUGHT DANEIL JAMES HOWELL BACK TO OUR HOUSE, ALL I CARE ABOUT IS JACKSHRECKTICEYE PANCAKES!!!
I BELIEVE
                              i b e l i e v e
                              I BELIEVE IN YOU 
                              I BELIEVE 
                              i b e l i e v e
                              I BELIEVE IN STEVE
                              IN STEEVE
                              oh yeah
                              IN STEEVE
                              GRAB THE GLORY 
                              ALL THE WAY TO VIC-TORY
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FACKIN SHREK PANCAKES
                              I
                              WANT
                              TO
                              READ
                              PANNNCAKEES