what happens in chat, stays in chat
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my mom took my phone recently and she seenmy wattpad and all i had there was larry smut and omfg im ded
I was gonna call my friend ballsack but i spelled it erong and wrote ballsacl a.d ya
ITS 3AM I LAUGHED SO HARD MY DOG JUMPED UP OUT OF HIS SLEEP AND FELL OFF MY BED
i feel like it smells like the inside of Starbucks with a hint of spearmint.
He's always chewing that stupid ass mint gum and I just want to reach into his mouth take it out....
AND PUT IT IN A GLASS CASE AND PRAY TO IT EVERY NIGHT
i would literally die of embarrassment if this happened to me oh