paul wishes (to go into a school) | paul breach x reader

paul, 42, is newly single, from his relationship of 38 (??) years. he longs for a new 16 year old to be his baby mammer. on his daily tiktok lives, where he drinks hot chocky wocky and cheese and onion crisps, he hears of a new PRIMARY SCHOOL!! that has just opened! however, paul hasnt been outside since 2007, so this is very hard for him, but, he must see those kiddies, so he does it anyways. paul puts on his poundland earbuds that are on their last life and graps his samsung s4 and struts out the door. the salty air of lincoln hits him in the face and he is shook. but, it turns out the primary school is just around the corner from him! follow paul and his journey for love to see what happens!