Nobody told Bob that when he became a vampire, he would still have to keep his day job at the pornshop. Foul-mouthed, sarcastically funny, Bob is completely new to the whole vampire life. His ex-girlfriend hates him, he's addicted to blood, his Vampires Anonymous group failed... and way too people are trying to kill him. There are over 101 ways to suck at being a vampire, and Bob is living proof.
Humor has to be one of the toughest genres to get right. This book really pulls it off. Thank you for an enjoyable, entertaining read! Your style reminded me a little of David Wong although that might just be because he's the only other author I've read that mashed up humor and horror.
This was awesome beyond mere words!!! Should be a BESTSELLER!!!!! Never stop writing and may you be successful in the Literary field! You have real talent!
No. I refuse to accept this ending. I want more. Dammit!
I LOVE your book and can't wait to read the next one ! I love how u told the story how it is and it's not a fantasy like any other book . Keep up the good work ;)
This has been by far the best and funniest book I've read. I related to Bob, he was sorta like a kindred spirit. His dark times made me feel like maybe if I tried too, I'd get somewhere. I love this and I can't wait to tell my friends about this b'%&hing vampire story I read nonstop.
FRIENDS OF VLAD - ON FACEBOOK
So it finally happened: Friends of Vlad Facebook group is FINALLY available. Join and show your support for Bob, Claude, Sammy and Beatrice as the adventure continues to unfold... are you a friend of Vlad? Are you?
You can follow Bob on TWITTER https://twitter.com/bob_the_vampire
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