How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story
Did you ever have the urge to write a cliche story?
Did you attempt it?
Did you realize that you were gonna fuck it up?
Well, I have news for you. I'm bringing tips from all my resources, not that many, to tell you how you screwed up horribly.
This also tells you why you shouldn't say, "I'm so average looking," when your character is clearly not. Try saying instead, "I don't find myself that attractive. My lip juts out too much, my hips are slightly too wide, my left tooth is slightly crooked, and I notice these things every time I look in a mirror,"
Or why are they call a bad boy when he didn't do anything bad?
More will come inside.
(This also has some humorous aspects)