The Words of a Grammar Nazi

The Words of a Grammar Nazi

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Cruzi By HuggingTheJellyfish Completed

Another sonnet (I can't really do the iambic pentameter)

So basically, I am a grammar nazi! 
Recently, my friends have been getting a bit annoyed with me because when they ask me to read something they wrote, I'll end up correcting their grammar. I do it politely! I really don't want to be a bother but they still get mad anyway. Now, I love reading fan-fictions, OC writing, creepypastas, etc. but I really can't stand all the really obvious grammatical errors! I try not to be nit-picky but sometimes I just have to point them out! Please, do not hate me! If I correct your stuff it just means that I liked it enough to care. I just want it to be right. I'm not trying to kill your creativity or anything! By the way, I'm not perfect either. If you see something wrong with my spelling/grammar, tell me politely. DO NOT be a dick because I don't like those kinds of Grammar Nazis! 

Oh, random note here. I've been seeing that meme about the OCD letters being in alphabetical order. Very cute, but incorrect. If it was CDO, it would be an acronym for Complusive Disorder Obsessive. That is incorrect grammar. Sorry, couldn't help myself!

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bookishbyte bookishbyte Mar 23, 2016
Wow! Beautifully written. I think a grammar nazi is helpful when you are starting out. In a world were people are polite virtually and rude in reality, grammar nazis can help you better in improving your writing skill.
DCASleer DCASleer Sep 26, 2016
I wouldn't bother if all of you grammar nazis correct my grammar in my novel either in English or Spanish. Thanks!! Jajaja
jongbae- jongbae- Sep 18, 2013
I'm a grammar nazi.....I don't even know how it started,because I live in the south. And no ones really grammatically correct.
ixnhecox ixnhecox Mar 07, 2013
I'm a grammar nazi. It's because of my  language arts teacher. I used to have no problem with spelling as long as you could understand it, but now I must correct spelling or I'll go insane.
HuggingTheJellyfish HuggingTheJellyfish Dec 05, 2012
@PeterCalhoun Although, it is not normally used this way, I am taking advantage of a grammar clause known as poetic license.