My love is next door? {Completed } {Under Editing}

My love is next door? {Completed } {Under Editing}

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Welcome Peeps! By Sociopathic_TimeLady Completed

You thought your life would be normal if you dated a humanoid mutant turtle who fights crime for a living huh? Well won't you find out you are dead wrong..

Me in the morning when I finally get out of bed
                              
                              
                              
                              Me: *falls*
                              
                              Mom: KAILEE DID YOU FALL AGAIN
                              
                              Me: NOPE THE GROUND NEEDED A HUG!
Whenever they say that I ALWAYS make that sorry son of a beach come to me
This makes sense, it's not the first time I've picked a fight on the first day of school anyways 😂
ToriGamingMCW ToriGamingMCW Mar 19, 2016
I AM A TOUGH WOMAN I WOULD NEVER GET BEATEN BY CHILDISH,STUPID,IDIOTIC,INCOMPETENT,INSECURE,KIDS WHO THINK THAT TOUCHING OR EVEN HITTING ME WILL BRING THEM JOY.
IceAngelWolf IceAngelWolf Feb 08, 2016
*Shoots a pineapple gun and a pineapple hits him*
                              Raph:Ow
                              Me:Who is a pip squeak now le bish
CurlyFriezz_ CurlyFriezz_ May 15, 2016
FIGHT ME HOE! IM NOT SCARED TO GO TO JAIL- uh, I mean- Ow! Ouch! Whyyyyyyy? *whispers* I'm your worst nightmare's nightmare. Try me bîtch.