Dave Strider x Reader Lemon

Dave Strider x Reader Lemon

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Lillyofthevalley By LilithBurke Completed

This is a lemon between you and Dave Strider, obviously there is smut if you don't know what a lemon is. Hope you enjoy, this is my first lemon :)

AlexEgbert AlexEgbert Nov 10
We deal with yours and Jake's all the time stfu you wannabe Kamina. At least you didn't hear us. We can hear your submissive ass all the way into the living room. (Anyone else's headcanon Dirk as a bottom?)
AlexEgbert AlexEgbert Nov 10
I-- I am eating an apple. I am a happy person his lips taste like apple juice mine taste like granny smith apples ohmaigad
AlexEgbert AlexEgbert Nov 10
OH MY GOD *S C R E A M S* SATAN GO AWAY SATAN GO AWAY SATAN GO AWAY *DRESSES AND JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND RUNS AWAY*
AlexEgbert AlexEgbert Nov 10
But I don't like my real last name. So I always use Egbert. W h a t i s h a p p e n i n g h e r e f a m
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God damnit CAL LEAVE. I KNOW YOU WERE WATCHING YOU SATANIC SH*T. GOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE FUUUUUUUUUCK AWAYYYYYYY.