𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤 | gojo satoru x reader

"From now to December. That's half a year. Half a year to make her jealous."

"I don't know why you're listing terms. I haven't even agreed to do it yet."

"I know, but I'm trying to pander to you."

"Keep talking."

"Free rent. Free food. Free rides to work. Even access to my Netflix account."

". . . Say please."

". . . What?"

"Say please, and I'll do it."

". . ."

". . ."

". . . Please date me."

"No."

- - - - -

You and Gojo had spent the last twelve years hating each other. From childish bickering to pouring slime and shaving cream on each other and ruining each other's days at work.

You strived to pissed him off every day. To ruin his day as much as he liked to ruin yours.

But then the love of his life broke up with him.

He fell into a pit, didn't know what to do.

Until he turned to you and asked you to fake date him. He wanted to make his ex jealous. Not to hurt her, but because he wanted her to come crawling back. And no matter how desperately you tried telling him that nothing worked like that in the real world, he was desperate.

You couldn't even endure him for six minutes, how would you last six months?

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