Harry Potter Facebook Chats

Harry Potter Facebook Chats

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fucking salty badass bitch By harryfuckinpotter Updated Aug 08, 2014

With the guests of Twilight, Percy Jackson, Doctor Who, the Hunger Games, The Fault in Our Stars, AVPM and celebs in some parts!

LPSAshtail LPSAshtail Dec 10, 2017
You're better than Crow over there so *dumps a big bucket of rainbow glitter on Snape* Perfect
LPSAshtail LPSAshtail Dec 10, 2017
Hey, Voldy!
                              Voldemort: What do you want?
                              Can you kill that girl over there.
                              Voldemort: Which one?
                              I'll tell you who
                              Voldemort: *points at Bella with wand* That one
                              Yup!
                              Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!
Hermione_Leviosa Hermione_Leviosa Aug 17, 2017
WHAT!!! HOW DID HE COME HERE??!?!? GET OUT *KICKS EDWARD OUT*
AutumnLeafDaCat AutumnLeafDaCat Nov 24, 2017
No Snape. You're the FLOUNCE king
                              
                              
                              
                              FLOUNCE CHILDREN, FLOUNCE
LPSAshtail LPSAshtail Dec 10, 2017
Where'd he come from? *turns into a white wolf(I'm an Animagus)* *growls before leaping onto his face*
LPSAshtail LPSAshtail Dec 10, 2017
*turns back to human* Scram, Crow! Get because crows like sparkly things, even if they are ugly?