stolen number

stolen number

200K Reads 14.6K Votes 16 Part Story
sammy By -selcouth Completed

❝hey, sweet cheeks❞
❝do i know you?❞
❝damn, i'm offended after all we have been through❞
❝wrong number?❞
❝try stolen number, babe❞

in which a boy steals a girl's number from his friends phone.
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highest ranking: #eleven in short story
cover made by: humorously
lowercase intended

Upper_Types Upper_Types Jan 26
ANSWER IT DAMMIT OR ILL..
                              
                              ILL..
                              
                              STAB YOU..
                              
                              WITH..
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              A TAMPON
miss-erika miss-erika Dec 21, 2016
lol wrong number or what!? haha he really want this chick huh
demiglobs demiglobs Jun 29, 2016
me: *looks at bird* why the ham did you give him her number? 
                              
                              bird: *looks down in shame* sorry
                              
                              me: *playfully rolls eyes* it's okay, buddy
Upper_Types Upper_Types Jan 26
woah man we haven't even talked about bad pickup lines yet???
demiglobs demiglobs Jun 29, 2016
after all the 1 minute of history you don't remember me? *cries dramatically*
                              
                              sorry sam i am too dramatic xD
Upper_Types Upper_Types Jan 26
yes after the fifteen seconds of our dramatic history together I could never forget