LONG TIMES BETWEEN UPDATES
The Bloody Painter X Reader Story
Me: After I finish this book. *opens to the last page and reads the last paragraph and starts bawling*
Everyone: . . .?
Me: forget you! *throes book at Jeff* okay you can kill me, my ship just sunk
In my head: "do they use that lie on blondies or something?"
My mom doesn't do that for me i have to do it myself because ima Independent WOMAN
Everyone: what is it now?!
Me: I need to finish 4 animes then you can kill me.
Me: And I need to text my friend and tell her to contact me in the afterlife so she can tell me if NALU comes true!
...nah, this seems like a normal day for me _| ·-· |_ Nbd, just a random stranger in my room.
Real Me: /wakes up at 03 41 hrs to pee
Mind Me: Ahh the feel of my bed after going to the toilet
My Subconscious: FOCUS GODDAMNIT