"Every inch of you is beautiful darling." He whispers in my ear.
"Well there must be a lot of inches."
Warning, story contains sexual activity and swearing.
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My darlings the only time numbers matter is if you're in marketing, other than that YOURE ALLL BEAUTIFUL!
But seriously. Your grandad is dying and you're worried about your dad's embarrassment of you? You do realize that your Grandfather wants to see you even though you arent small right?
when the popular kids reject me
"whatever, my mom says i'm cool."
turn on your location please. i promise i won't have a metal baseball bat with me ready to beat your head in
Ima name my children memebers of bts lol i can see smol rapmonster now
*first day of school*
teacher: ok kids introduce yourself
my child: hi im five seconds of summer :^)