Diabolik Lovers: Oneshots

Diabolik Lovers: Oneshots

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[MOVED ACCOUNTS] By KuraiOkami Updated Aug 29

[MOVED ACCOUNTS]  @_agusted

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  • love
  • lovers
  • oneshot
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  • smuts
  • vampire
No wonder she has huge juggs, she's German. No offense to any German people reading, I love your language.
"fixing " Sorry tomato,but the only thing broken here is me,myself, and I
Can I go to that school just so I don't have to take gym class?
Sakurapop Sakurapop Apr 11
Just one muffin? 
                              
                              IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD RAPIDLY THROW TONS OF MUFFINS AT HIM, WHILE SCREECHING MY WAR CRY
                              
                              AND THEN ESCAPE BY BLOWING ON TWO RAPE WHISTLE IN MY MOUTH, GIVING HIM TWO MIDDLE FINGERS WHILE RUNNING OUT THE DOOR
                              
                              yes, I am bear gryls
I don't know why but I just imagined myself throwing a muffin at his face and then just casually walking out
Wait a second isn't there someone from the walking dead game called katja