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    The Kissing Analysis
    The Kissing Analysis
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    • Reads
      Reads 526,566
      526,566526K
    • Votes
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      22,55722.5K
    • Parts
      Parts 21
      2121
    • Time
      Time 1h 31m
      1 hours, 31 minutes1h 31m
    xNomNomsx
    Complete
    Complete, First published Jan 31, 2015
    "I need notes," Sherlock explained.
        
        "No."
        
        - 
        
        As of January 30th, 2019, this fic has been revised, edited, and cleaned up to its absolute best for your reading pleasure! Happy shipping, folks! - Noms
        
        Warnings: 
        *OOC Mary (not Mary friendly, i'm sorry </3)
        *Non/con themes (no rape, minor sexual assault)
        *Minor victim blaming (not on purpose, well intentioned/general miscommunication and assholery from John)
        *Hand wavey science (not a warning, just hope u know i was bullshitting this whole fic when i wrote it at 13)
    All Rights Reserved
    • angst
    • bbcsherlock
    • feels
    • holmes
    • john
    • johnlock
    • johnwatson
    • sherlock
    • sherlockholmes
    • watson
    angstbbcsherlockfeelsholmesjohnjohnlockjohnwatsonsherlocksherlockholmeswatson
    Table of contents
    • 1
      Sat, Jan 31, 2015
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      Sat, Feb 7, 2015
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      Tue, Mar 17, 2015
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      Sun, Mar 22, 2015
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      Sun, Mar 22, 2015
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      Sun, Mar 22, 2015
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      Mon, Apr 6, 2015
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      Tue, May 19, 2015
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      Fri, Jun 5, 2015
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      Sat, Jun 6, 2015
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      Sat, Jun 6, 2015
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      Mon, Jun 8, 2015
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      Mon, Jun 8, 2015
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      Wed, Jun 10, 2015
    • 15
      Mon, Jun 22, 2015
    • 16
      Mon, Jul 13, 2015
    • 17
      Tue, Jul 14, 2015
    • 18
      Tue, Oct 20, 2015
    • 19
      Mon, Feb 22, 2016
    • Just An Author's Note
      Sat, Dec 23, 2017
    • Just Another Author's Note
      Thu, Jan 31, 2019

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    "I need notes," Sherlock explained.
        
        "No."
        
        - 
        
        As of January 30th, 2019, this fic has been revised, edited, and cleaned up to its absolute best for your reading pleasure! Happy shipping, folks! - Noms
        
        Warnings: 
        *OOC Mary (not Mary friendly, i'm sorry </3)
        *Non/con themes (no rape, minor sexual assault)
        *Minor victim blaming (not on purpose, well intentioned/general miscommunication and assholery from John)
        *Hand wavey science (not a warning, just hope u know i was bullshitting this whole fic when i wrote it at 13)

    21 parts

    • 19
      Mon, Feb 22, 2016
    • Just An Author's Note
      Sat, Dec 23, 2017
    • Just Another Author's Note
      Thu, Jan 31, 2019
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