The Kissing Analysis

The Kissing Analysis

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"I need notes," Sherlock explained.

"No,"

I WAS ARGUING THIS WITH MY MOM EARLIER AND SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME
philandphan philandphan Jan 02
Actually, in Anderson's theory, Sherlock is NOT a lip virgin. But he's still a virgin.
EccentricNormality EccentricNormality Jul 10, 2015
SHERLOCK YOU IDIOTIC GENIUS!! -Me
                              Isn't that an oxymoron? -SH
                              No, it's a... DANG IT YOU MORON! -Me
EccentricNormality EccentricNormality Jul 10, 2015
Anything? Will you still be saying that when he makes you the subject tester?
EccentricNormality EccentricNormality Jul 10, 2015
*snorts* What the hell did you read, Sherlock? A scientifically detailed research on contact between the male and female human beings? Or the blog of a ten-year-old dreaming about her first kiss with Justin Beiber? Because MAN, those are two VERY different things.
EccentricNormality EccentricNormality Jul 10, 2015
Haha I could just imagine the look on the cabbie's face as he listens to them..