"I need notes," Sherlock explained.
I WAS ARGUING THIS WITH MY MOM EARLIER AND SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME
Well, you're not just anyone jawn, I'm sure you wouldn't mind
Actually, in Anderson's theory, Sherlock is NOT a lip virgin. But he's still a virgin.
SHERLOCK YOU IDIOTIC GENIUS!! -Me
Isn't that an oxymoron? -SH
No, it's a... DANG IT YOU MORON! -Me
Anything? Will you still be saying that when he makes you the subject tester?
*snorts* What the hell did you read, Sherlock? A scientifically detailed research on contact between the male and female human beings? Or the blog of a ten-year-old dreaming about her first kiss with Justin Beiber? Because MAN, those are two VERY different things.