"i didn't order a bouquet of roses."
"well, since i'm here, someone obviously did."
calum noted the "sorry for the herpes" sign perched oh-so gracefully in the middle of the bouquet and mumbled a "god damn it michael" under his breath.
or where calum is a grouchy teenager, ashton really loves flowers and making people happy, and luke and michael enjoy pranking calum with random deliveries to his house.
(lower case intended)