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    The Insane Journey
    The Insane Journey
    JeffreyBaumgartner
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    • Reads
      Reads 2,118
      2,1182.1K
    • Votes
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      7979
    • Parts
      Parts 55
      5555
    • Time
      Time 6h 44m
      6 hours, 44 minutes6h 44m
    JeffreyBaumgartner
    Complete
    Complete, First published Jan 29, 2015
    Mature
    In a tomorrow slightly to the left of yours and mine, Maxwell van Mars fights to remain two steps ahead of a psychotic preacher and his team of lethal ninja nuns. Maxwell is a spoiled, eccentric womanizer – but is he the demon from Hell Father Forge believes he is?
        
        As they travel across desolate, windswept Europa, Maxwell and his best friend, Wendy – an intellectual kairuku penguin – meet lifeforms who may help or hinder their goal of returning home to Erps-Kwerps, Belgium, including a hitch-hiker who may or may not be an angel, a bumbling team of agents from the Interplanetary Intelligence Agency, a gang of dimwitted human-cockroach hybrids, and a pair of well-meaning aliens with wandering eyes.
        
        Exploring themes of religion, surreality and the complexities of human (and alien) relationships, The Insane Journey blends science fiction, magical realism and humour to create an unforgettable tale that will make you laugh and think.
        
        Note: The Insane Journey contains adult themes that may not be suitable for children, sensitive adults or the humour impared.
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    Table of contents
    • Chapter 1
      Thu, Jan 29, 2015
    • Chapter 2
      Fri, Jan 30, 2015
    • Chapter 3
      Fri, Jan 30, 2015
    • Chapter 4
      Sun, Feb 1, 2015
    • Chapter 5
      Mon, Feb 2, 2015
    • Chapter 6
      Wed, Feb 4, 2015
    • Chapter 7
      Wed, Feb 4, 2015
    • Chapter 8
      Thu, Feb 5, 2015
    • Chapter 9
      Tue, Feb 10, 2015
    • Chapter 10
      Tue, Feb 10, 2015
    • Chapter 11
      Wed, Feb 11, 2015
    • Chapter 12
      Thu, Feb 12, 2015
    • Chapter 13
      Sat, Feb 14, 2015
    • Chapter 14
      Mon, Feb 16, 2015
    • Chapter 15
      Tue, Feb 17, 2015
    • Chapter 16
      Tue, Feb 17, 2015
    • Chapter 17
      Wed, Feb 18, 2015
    • Chapter 18
      Thu, Feb 19, 2015
    • Chapter 19
      Thu, Feb 19, 2015
    • Chapter 20
      Fri, Feb 20, 2015
    • Chapter 21
      Sat, Feb 21, 2015
    • Chapter 22
      Sun, Feb 22, 2015
    • Chapter 23
      Mon, Feb 23, 2015
    • Chapter 24
      Tue, Feb 24, 2015
    • Chapter 25
      Thu, Feb 26, 2015
    • Chapter 26
      Sat, Feb 28, 2015
    • Chapter 27
      Sun, Mar 1, 2015
    • Chapter 28
      Tue, Mar 3, 2015
    • Chapter 29
      Wed, Mar 4, 2015
    • Chapter 30
      Thu, Mar 5, 2015
    • Chapter 31
      Fri, Mar 6, 2015
    • Chapter 32
      Fri, Mar 6, 2015
    • Chapter 33
      Mon, Mar 9, 2015
    • Chapter 34
      Tue, Mar 10, 2015
    • Chapter 35
      Wed, Mar 11, 2015
    • Chapter 36
      Thu, Mar 12, 2015
    • Chapter 37
      Thu, Mar 12, 2015
    • Chapter 38
      Fri, Mar 13, 2015
    • Chapter 39
      Sat, Mar 14, 2015
    • Chapter 40
      Sun, Mar 15, 2015
    • Chapter 41
      Sun, Mar 15, 2015
    • Chapter 42
      Mon, Mar 16, 2015
    • Chapter 43
      Tue, Mar 17, 2015
    • Chapter 44
      Wed, Mar 18, 2015
    • Chapter 45
      Thu, Mar 19, 2015
    • Chapter 46
      Fri, Mar 20, 2015
    • Chapter 47
      Fri, Mar 20, 2015
    • Chapter 48
      Sun, Mar 22, 2015
    • Chapter 49
      Mon, Mar 23, 2015
    • Chapter 50
      Wed, Mar 25, 2015
    • Chapter 51
      Thu, Mar 26, 2015
    • Chapter 52
      Fri, Mar 27, 2015
    • Chapter 53
      Fri, Mar 27, 2015
    • Chapter 54
      Sat, Mar 28, 2015
    • Chapter 55
      Sun, Mar 29, 2015

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    In a tomorrow slightly to the left of yours and mine, Maxwell van Mars fights to remain two steps ahead of a psychotic preacher and his team of lethal ninja nuns. Maxwell is a spoiled, eccentric womanizer – but is he the demon from Hell Father Forge believes he is?
        
        As they travel across desolate, windswept Europa, Maxwell and his best friend, Wendy – an intellectual kairuku penguin – meet lifeforms who may help or hinder their goal of returning home to Erps-Kwerps, Belgium, including a hitch-hiker who may or may not be an angel, a bumbling team of agents from the Interplanetary Intelligence Agency, a gang of dimwitted human-cockroach hybrids, and a pair of well-meaning aliens with wandering eyes.
        
        Exploring themes of religion, surreality and the complexities of human (and alien) relationships, The Insane Journey blends science fiction, magical realism and humour to create an unforgettable tale that will make you laugh and think.
        
        Note: The Insane Journey contains adult themes that may not be suitable for children, sensitive adults or the humour impared.

    55 parts

    • Chapter 53
      Fri, Mar 27, 2015
    • Chapter 54
      Sat, Mar 28, 2015
    • Chapter 55
      Sun, Mar 29, 2015
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