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    The Insane Journey
    The Insane Journey
    JeffreyBaumgartner
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    • Reads
      Reads 2,113
      2,1132.1K
    • Votes
      Votes 79
      7979
    • Parts
      Parts 55
      5555
    • Time
      Time 6h 44m
      6 hours, 44 minutes6h 44m
    JeffreyBaumgartner
    Complete
    Complete, First published Jan 29, 2015
    Mature
    In a tomorrow slightly to the left of yours and mine, Maxwell van Mars fights to remain two steps ahead of a psychotic preacher and his team of lethal ninja nuns. Maxwell is a spoiled, eccentric womanizer – but is he the demon from Hell Father Forge believes he is?
        
        As they travel across desolate, windswept Europa, Maxwell and his best friend, Wendy – an intellectual kairuku penguin – meet lifeforms who may help or hinder their goal of returning home to Erps-Kwerps, Belgium, including a hitch-hiker who may or may not be an angel, a bumbling team of agents from the Interplanetary Intelligence Agency, a gang of dimwitted human-cockroach hybrids, and a pair of well-meaning aliens with wandering eyes.
        
        Exploring themes of religion, surreality and the complexities of human (and alien) relationships, The Insane Journey blends science fiction, magical realism and humour to create an unforgettable tale that will make you laugh and think.
        
        Note: The Insane Journey contains adult themes that may not be suitable for children, sensitive adults or the humour impared.
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    Table of contentsLast updated Mar 29, 2015
    • Chapter 1
    • Chapter 2
    • Chapter 3
    • Chapter 4
    • Chapter 5
    • Chapter 6
    • Chapter 7
    • Chapter 8
    • Chapter 9
    • Chapter 10
    • Chapter 11
    • Chapter 12
    • Chapter 13
    • Chapter 14
    • Chapter 15
    • Chapter 16
    • Chapter 17
    • Chapter 18
    • Chapter 19
    • Chapter 20
    • Chapter 21
    • Chapter 22
    • Chapter 23
    • Chapter 24
    • Chapter 25
    • Chapter 26
    • Chapter 27
    • Chapter 28
    • Chapter 29
    • Chapter 30
    • Chapter 31
    • Chapter 32
    • Chapter 33
    • Chapter 34
    • Chapter 35
    • Chapter 36
    • Chapter 37
    • Chapter 38
    • Chapter 39
    • Chapter 40
    • Chapter 41
    • Chapter 42
    • Chapter 43
    • Chapter 44
    • Chapter 45
    • Chapter 46
    • Chapter 47
    • Chapter 48
    • Chapter 49
    • Chapter 50
    • Chapter 51
    • Chapter 52
    • Chapter 53
    • Chapter 54
    • Chapter 55

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    • Chapter 3
    • Chapter 4
    • Chapter 5
    • Chapter 6
    • Chapter 7
    • Chapter 8
    • Chapter 9
    • Chapter 10
    • Chapter 11
    • Chapter 12
    • Chapter 13
    • Chapter 14
    • Chapter 15
    • Chapter 16
    • Chapter 17
    • Chapter 18
    • Chapter 19
    • Chapter 20
    • Chapter 21
    • Chapter 22
    • Chapter 23
    • Chapter 24
    • Chapter 25
    • Chapter 26
    • Chapter 27
    • Chapter 28
    • Chapter 29
    • Chapter 30
    • Chapter 31
    • Chapter 32
    • Chapter 33
    • Chapter 34
    • Chapter 35
    • Chapter 36
    • Chapter 37
    • Chapter 38
    • Chapter 39
    • Chapter 40
    • Chapter 41
    • Chapter 42
    • Chapter 43
    • Chapter 44
    • Chapter 45
    • Chapter 46
    • Chapter 47
    • Chapter 48
    • Chapter 49
    • Chapter 50
    • Chapter 51
    • Chapter 52
    • Chapter 53
    • Chapter 54
    • Chapter 55
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